*asks ouija board what’s for dinner*
*finger slides to the d*
tori. horses are my life. country music is always on my radio. i live in maryland and can't wait to get out. eventing. jumpers. adam levine. brantley gilbert. lifted trucks. ghost adventures. zak bagans. cowboys. country roads. ford. ♥
“What you must understand about me is that I'm a deeply unhappy person.”
*asks ouija board what’s for dinner*
*finger slides to the d*
when my mom was pregnant she would put a walkman up to her stomach and play cher’s greatest hits and she apologizes for it every day because she thinks that’s what made me gay
Amanda Bynes wasn’t allowed on a flight because she didn’t have proper id because the id she tried to use was “im Amanda Bynes google me”
sometimes i feel sad then i remember issac newtons hair
he may have discovered gravity but that luxurious flowing mane sure hasnt damn son